So there I was, nervous as hell. I was picking up my first couple to film. I had no idea what I was doing. I just knew that I had had it with asshole bosses. I also had no illusions about being an expert in something as taboo as filming porn. She was not as pretty as the picture that she had sent me. It would not be the last time that this would happen. I p...
I arrived at the home of my final customer for the day, boy was I tired. I had finished pre-inspections on five other houses, in 98 degree weather. I guess it could've been worse, I could've been digging trenches around houses in the rain. I dragged myself, sweaty and exhausted, to the Townsend's front door. After ringing the bell only once, there stood in...
One of Jon's company's customers runs an ice cream sales business. He has a few vans and has a concession at a number of big events around the area. Jon volunteered me and Bridie to help him when he was desperate for staff. The day of our first 'volunteer' work came and Jon drove us to this country fair thing. He introduced us to Pete then left us for the...
So, tonight, I sit here with a steaming cup of tea -- classical music is on, Rick is working beside me. I'm taking the time to right up this absolutely true story—and I have the pictures to prove it. I'm a "housewife" now. I've been home a lot lately, having traded in the semi-secure but totally evil corporate world for the freedom (and uncertainty) of contr...
The year is 2701, the beginning of the 28th century, the United Federation of Planets has never been more powerful, with old foes such as the Klingons and the Romulans having joined the Federation, and even the once universally feared Borg on the defensive. Trans-Warp technology has allowed for the creation of Star-Gates and other Transwarp technology which...
Midlife When I was in my 30's I didn't understand "midlife crisis." I thought it was some joke, some bit on TV sitcoms and in movies. But now I know. Now I understand. I turned 43 just after the new millenia. My cock is overshadowed completely by my expansive gut. My hairline is receding. My eyesight is getting worse. My joints ache. I've had two...
The last man on earth, somehow. The thought crossed your mind during almost every one of the now rare dull moments where you had time to focus on something other than the project. Whatever it was that had happened during 'The Disappearance', it left you in a pretty good spot. You knew that most guys had probably fantasized about your situation at one point o...
Tradition!! Thanksgiving weekend in the Northwest serves up fantastic Pinot Noirs and Pinot Gris's. This year it served up that, and more.. My Wife, of seven years, and I, have used Thanksgiving weekend as a special treat to ourselves. Our first date was a wine tasting affair in the Willamette Valley of Oregon's Wine Country. A lot of the small wineries are...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; THIS STORY HAS A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED: HERE BE DRAGONS; FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE] [Husband's only asset is his gorgeous wife; he also has a failing dance studio; why not save the cost of an instructor by having incredibly sexy wife teach slow dancing to well-hung...
"Early yesterday afternoon it was announced that Jessica Simpson would be leaving the Spring Starlets Tour, sponsored by Abercrombie and Fitch, in order to join current boyfriend, Nick Lachey, and 98 degrees as they finish the final leg of their Spring Tour." I picked up my cup of coffee and moved away from the television as MTV News went on. I moved to th...